Original Description:
I am a guinea pig.
My name is Bing.
You can call me by my name, but don't call me THESE things...
I am not a gerbil, I am not a fat rat
I'm not a hamster, I'm not a manx cat
I am not a squirrel, I am not a chinchilla
I am not a llama, I am not a gorrilla.
are you listening so far? are you paying attention? This shouldn't be hard.
I am not a platypus, I am not an armadillo
I am not a meerkat, I am not a neck pillow.
not conan, not a puppy, not a toupee, not a guppy.
I am not the Donald, I am not a lemur
I am not a gourd, I'm not a badger.
I hope I'm not going too fast for you boys and girls.
I am not a golden tamarin, I am not a ferret
I am not a cashew, I am not a meepit.
You got that people? Now tell me what my name is.
That's right ! My name is Bing.
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