Original Description:
Who is Zorbak?
WHAT!? How can you possibly not know who I am? Do you live under a rock or something? Meh… fine. I am blue, about 5 rotten apples tall, like long walks in the graveyard and my favorite hobby is turning enemies (meh, and friends) into my mindless undead servants. Whatcha doing Friday night? I can usually be found in AdventureQuest and DragonFable helping new and naive adventurers to their inevitable doom… erm, I mean destiny! This is MY site and if you do not like my games… MAKE ME NEW ONES! RIGHT NOW! ZORBAK COMMANDS IT!